I mostly went with names that I liked, and popularity wasn't a big concern.
Eh, I don't really want to see that.
No way! Too germy, plus I don't trust 'em.
No, she should find another way to put food on the table.
No. The security officers clearly need more training on TSA policies.
Yes, I would donate them to another family.
They're a waste of time and money.
Not nearly long enough!